What is a dysfunctional veteran

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I want to spend this week’s column talking about Dysfunctional Veterans.

I don’t mean “dysfunctional veterans” in general. Notice the capital letters. I want to talk about the new company marketed toward angry veterans of the most recent military campaigns.

Look, I get it. I enjoy some of the things this company provides. Their mission of providing sarcastic comedy and witticisms for use by veterans, targeted toward non-veterans, is great.

It’s funny. It’s cathartic.

As a veteran myself, there is nothing better than sharing a joke or story with another veteran and watching a look of disgust or shock take over a non-veteran’s face who overhears the conversation. It’s an amazing piece of camaraderie.

However, I have to question a slogan used by the company, printed on most of their t-shirts, hoodies and bumper stickers.

“Leave me alone.”

Really? That’s what you’re going for? “Leave me alone”?

I am bringing this up, because I saw a student veteran [at least, I’m hoping he’s a veteran] in the Union the other day with a black DV hoodie and the words “LEAVE ME ALONE” written in white across the back of it.

He was wearing Army-style camo pants, an Army-style camo bookbag and combat boots.

Talk about a mixed message. Draw all sorts of attention to your obvious military connection, but then sport the “leave me alone” slogan.

Maybe I’m confused. Maybe it’s the Marine in me still holding a grudge against soldiers parading their uniforms around town, begging for applause. But when I see that style of camo, I see someone screaming for attention.

They want to be recognized.

And when I hear or see the words “leave me alone,” it’s an obvious message there, too.

They don’t want to be recognized.

So which is it?

I don’t like to draw too much attention to my military career. I did my eight years. I did my deployments. I did my job. Now it’s time for a new game.

I don’t like to bring up my old job unless it’s relevant to the conversation. There are many, many things about my devil dog days which I’ll probably keep buried, though. There are things I just don’t want people to know.

So, I don’t bring those up. And people rarely ask for those details. But when they do, I simply tell them. I educate.

Because here’s the problem: veterans are a mystery. A dark mystery. A scary mystery.

The wars, the crimes, the PTSD, etc., have all created a cloud of suspicion and fear around veterans.

And that fear is stoked by ignorance. And do you know what breeds ignorance better than anything?

“Leave me alone.”

I truly cannot think of a better way to spread the stereotype that we are dangerous.

So, Dysfunctional Veterans - and dysfunctional veterans - help me clear up my confusion. What’s the point of “leave me alone”?

What’s the point of drawing attention to yourself, inspiring fear in people and then turning your back on it?

Let’s talk about it. And then let’s talk about boot camp.

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THE DV FARM

DV Farm is a US 501(c)3 nonprofit organization founded by former homeless Veteran, Michael Rivers. Operated by Vets for Vets, the DV Farm provides practical rehab for homeless and addicted Veterans via a combined program of housing, animal assisted therapy, a structured work schedule and the camaraderie of fellow Vets working together to reintegrate back into civilian life.

At the DV Farm, our mission is to take our homeless and addicted Veterans off of the streets and help them transition back into civilian life. From animal therapy to responsibility, we give them the tools to help fix the problems while making sure their toolbox is always full. The Veterans are also expected to work which entails some labor. From feeding and upkeep of animals to yard and forestry work. [A little hard-work never hurt anybody!]

DV RADIO

DV Radio [Network] is for the Veteran, Active Duty, Guard and Reserve members to listen to 24/7 music and REAL Veteran hosts speak on a variety of growing shows with "barracks talk", news that pertains to veterans and the military, filled with military humor and always able to lean on a brother/sister when they need to talk, cry, or just joke around. The chat-room is open 24/7 on the radio website.

From original to syndicated shows, there's always something for you to listen to. No matter if you've servered, are serving, or if you're caregiver or just a civilian; there's something for you all. Educational, resources that you can use now, humor, politics affecting Veterans and their families as well as civilians, start listening now!

Please, if you or a BATTLE is in need, message BATTLE in DISTRESS on Facebook HERE.
**Also, check out their website HERE.**

Veterans Helping Veterans

Objective Zero

Starting out with nothing more than a Kickstarter and a dream to virtually end the 22 A Day, Objective Zero has blossomed into a beautiful app that does much more. From being able to contact someone at any time of the day across the globe to having resources that include yoga, PTSD, MST and so much more -- the Objective Zero app is there for you! Whether you're a Veteran, Service Member, EMS, LEO, Firefighter, or even a civilian -- there's always someone around to speak with you. Grab the Objective Zero app on your mobile device, today!

Longhorn Outpost

Longhorn Outpost was created in 2018 to defend, advocate for, and educate veterans. Representatives work to access resources and representation both in the community and in the Veterans Affairs system for our veterans. DEFEND * ADVOCATE * EDUCATE

Service Dogs For Veterans

The Jaeger Foundation

At the Jaeger Foundation, they strive to get Service Dogs in the hands of Veterans and First Responders with as little red tape as possible. The Jaeger Foundation is a national service and offers other services as well such as VA guidance, mentorships and support programs.

TADSAW

TADSAW provides rescue dogs that are evaluated viable to be trained to become a service dog for wounded warriors surviving with PTSD/TBI.

Dogs For Our Brave

Dogs For Our Brave's mission is to provide service/companion dogs at no cost to service members who have suffered catastrophic injuties such as loss of limbs while in service to our country. In order to do so without adding a financial burden, their goal is to provide professionally trained service dogs, dog food and vet car wherevery possible.

Veterans Affairs Resources

Veterans Affairs: Homeless Programs

No Veteran Should Be Without A Place To Call Home

Veterans Crisis Line

24/7 Confidential crisis support for Veterans and their loved ones.

Veterans Affiars: Homeless Veterans

Homeless Veterans looking for a roof over their head and other means of finding a permanent place to call home.

VFW & DAV

VFW: Unmet Needs

As the nation's largest organization of combat veterans, we understand the challenges veterans, service members and military families can face and believe that experiencing financial difficulties should not be one of them. That's the premise behind the VFW's Unmet Needs Program.

DAV

The DAV is dedicated to a single purpose: empowering veterans to lead high-quality lives with respect and dignity. 

OTHER HELPFUL RESOURCES

Need Help Paying Bills

Find information on assistance programs, charity organizations, and other resources that will provide you with help paying your bills, mortgage and debt expenses.

AMVETS

To enhance and safeguard the entitlements for all American Veterans who have served honorably and to improve the quality of life for them, their families, and the communities where they live through leadership, advocacy and services.

Salvation Army

The Salvation Army, an international movement, is an evangelical part of the universal Christian Church. Its message is based on the Bible. Its ministry is motivated by the love God. Its mission is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ and to meet human needs in His name without discrimination.

USA Cares

USA Cares exists to help bear the burdens of service by providing post-9/11 military families with financial and advocacy support in their time of need.

Operation Homefront

Every day, across America, the OH Family consisting of dedicated employees, passionate volunteers and caring corporate/individual donors and partner organizations, provides valued programs designed to build strong, stable, and secure military families as we seek to honor their patriotism and service to our country.

All Connect

Everything from electronics and clothing to travel and restaurants. Allconnect offers Veterans discounts that you can filter by state so you can see all of your options no matter where you are in the U.S. Click the link above to see what discounts you can get now!

Mesothelioma Veterans Center

The Mesothelioma Veterans Center was created to provide information and assistance to veterans regarding treatment, clinical trials, and VA benefits for veterans suffering from asbestos illnesses. The MVC was founded by retired Navy LCDR Carl Jewett. Commander Jewett is a VA-accredited claims agent and has helped hundreds of veterans get approved for their VA benefits after developing mesothelioma or asbestos
related lung cancer from their asbestos exposure in the military.

Modest Needs

If you believe in who we are and what we stand for, we invite you to join the thousands of presons across the United States and Canada who regularly support Modest Needs. Together, we can change the lives of the people who need our help the most - one hard-working person at a time.

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