What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

So let's say the Council stick to it guns that Anakin is too old to train even in the face of Qui-Gon opposition, and we get the following scenarios: 1) Anakin is given to (let's assume a decent) foster family. Qui-gon and Oniu-wan return to Naboo, Qui-gon is killed, and Obi-Wan doesn't want to go against Council. 1a) Some other pilot takes down the droid command center 1b) Nobody takes down the Droid command center and the Battle of Naboo is lost 2) Qui-Gon goes rogue and takes Anakin. He trains the boy in the ways of teh Jedi but none of them become part of the Order trying to avoid the Jedi loyal to the order. 2a) Obi-Wan stays with Order 2b) Obi-Wan goes with them. Caveat: In all of the scenarios Anakin does meet Palpatine, as it gives an easy pivot to "Anakin becomes Sidious' apprentice".

How do you think things would have played out.

1) Anakin is given to (let's assume a decent) foster family. Qui-gon and Oniu-wan return to Naboo, Qui-gon is killed, and Obi-Wan doesn't want to go against Council. 1a) Some other pilot takes down the droid command center

1b) Nobody takes down the Droid command center and the Battle of Naboo is lost

EDIT: I realized after typing that I misunderstood the base question, and Obi-Wan would not train Anakin since he would follow Council orders. So what I've written here isn't quite right, but it still seemed interesting enough to keep. Just ignore the bits about Obi-Wan training Anakin, and assume Anakin gets ahead in life with pure Force potential and his own skills. There's one question that is the bantha in the room: do you go along with the old fan theory that Anakin's fatherless birth was caused by either Darth Plagueis or Darth Sidious? If so, then Palpatine would find Anakin in his foster family and quickly turn him into Darth Maul Mk.2. He would vanish from the obvious story for years, only to reappear as a teenaged Sith agent/assassin a decade later. His presence might completely replace Dooku's, or he might operate in secret while Dooku was the face of the Separatists. (It's amusing to think there might be a version of the "replace Dooku" scenario which sees Count Dooku hunting down the mysterious Sith agent, with Dooku facing pushback from the Jedi who don't believe his conspiracy theories because he's sympathetic to the Separatists' ideals, ultimately leading to a duel between Dooku and Anakin that nobody but Sidious ever learns of.) Anakin's connection to Padme would mean a secret romance between them with no Jedi Order in the way, but his staying secret would mean they couldn't marry, complicating any pregnancy for Padme since she's a public politician. Naturally, it would all end with Anakin losing to Obi-Wan in a duel as the Clone Wars die down and the Order falls. It's likely that Padme would fly to Mustafar (or wherever it ends up) to stop his murderous rampage, so the rest would play out with the twins under Obi-Wan's and Yoda's protection just like in the original trilogy. If the Sith weren't responsible for Anakin's birth, then Anakin would end up in a foster home having a totally different life. There's a lot that goes into this scenario, but the main question is how the foster parents feel about some young Jedi constantly turning up to talk to their adopted son about the Force, and seeing young Anakin's personality changing over time. There are a million ways Anakin could turn out depending on the social class of the parents, but there are two things we can guess at. First, he'd try to stay in contact with Padme, who in turn would be spending a lot of time on Coruscant at the Senate, so he'd have the Padme connection and some political connections. Second, being around Padme would mean appearing on Sidious' radar as a potential bargaining chip to use against this troublesome former queen of Naboo. I'd expect there to be observation of Anakin, which would mean that it would come to his attention that Obi-Wan keeps visiting the family and talking to Anakin, training him in secret. He might send bounty hunters to kidnap Anakin at one point, simultaneously distracting Padme from some important political moment, throwing Obi-Wan off on a wild goose chase, and testing just how much the lad had learned about the Force. Result: Palpatine would engineer events to befriend Anakin, help him get a dream job (executive pilot, maybe, or a functionary of the Senate where he could spend time around Padme and be on a path to being a Senator), and then manipulate him into being a secret, Force-sensitive operative against "enemies of the Republic." ("Remember how that lone Jedi took you away from your mother, only to abandon you on Coruscant when the Jedi Order wouldn't help you? The Jedi cannot be trusted, Anakin.") We already know from the prequel trilogy that Palpatine was able to manipulate Anakin while he was a member of the Jedi Order, so how much easier is it to do so when he seems to be out of everyone's way, and Obi-Wan can't raise an alarm without revealing that he's training Anakin in secret? I suspect the whole thing would end with Anakin and Padme married, his showdown with Obi-Wan happening somewhere on Coruscant instead (random idea: final lightsaber battle leaping from car to car on the "sky highway" on Coruscant, with defeated Anakin falling too far away from Obi-Wan to catch up and check the body.) Padme would still die either from Anakin's turn or Palpatine's methods of controlling Darth Vader, and Obi-Wan and Yoda would get the twins again.

Except . . . the 1b scenario. If Naboo was lost, then it's likely that Padme was removed from action as well. That cuts Anakin free from a lot of the movie history. He might simply grow up and get a good job, then take a trip to Tattooine to check on his mother. Since destiny is still involved through the Force, he'd discover that she'd been freed and gotten married, but was taken by the Tuskens. That would leave Anakin on Tattooine with a new family and an enemy. He might not leave Tattooine. For all I can guess, he might unite homesteaders to wipe out the Tuskens, or join a criminal group to gain the firepower to kill them off. Or, he might simply leave, going back to the Core Worlds and living a relatively simple life. With bitterness against the Jedi for taking him from his mother, he would probably stop talking to Obi-Wan, which means that there's nobody to interfere when Palpatine inevitably (because it's a requirement of this thread's question) finds Anakin free from Jedi observation and starts training him. Anakin winds up feeling like more of a henchman, just a replacement for Darth Maul, in this scenario, especially because Dooku would have his movie role in this version of events. Dooku would probably end up killing Obi-Wan, so the bleak final scenario would be Darth Vader and Darth Tyranus dueling to become the one true Sith apprentice. Whoever wins, the galaxy loses.

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2) Qui-Gon goes rogue and takes Anakin. He trains the boy in the ways of teh Jedi but none of them become part of the Order trying to avoid the Jedi loyal to the order. 2a) Obi-Wan stays with Order

2b) Obi-Wan goes with them.

I'll stick with 2a because, if Qui-Gon lived, it's pretty clear that Obi-Wan wanted to be a proper Jedi knight and would have stayed with the Order. The Order would definitely interfere with Qui-Gon's self-imposed mission. They would try to convince him to come back, sending Jedi to find him over and over and talk to him about coming back, asking about Anakin's development and questioning whether it's appropriate to do what he's doing. It would be a hard path to walk because Qui-Gon would be teaching Anakin about the good of the Jedi even as they were constantly moving around to avoid Jedi interference. The result would alienate Anakin from the Jedi because he would instinctively see them as well-meaning bureaucrats and interfering outsiders, triggering his anger issues and rebellious nature. What happened to Naboo in this scenario? Padme would have gone back to Naboo when Qui-Gon walked away with Anakin. Obi-Wan would go back to Naboo as instructed, but alongside some other knight. That knight would probably be killed by Darth Maul, after which Obi-Wan would cut down Maul, and Naboo would end up okay.

There are far too many moving parts to work with in this scenario, but it's far less likely that Anakin and Padme would end up in the same place at any point. It can't be underestimated how much of a game changer it is for Anakin to traveling the galaxy with a highly capable Jedi knight like Qui-Gon Jinn instead of remaining close to Coruscant between missions. Palpatine would have a very hard time communicating with Anakin at all. Unless some out-of-left-field scenario brought Qui-Gon back to the Order with Anakin then nothing from the original Skywalker saga would happen. At best, Anakin would be found by Palpatine much later and trained as, perhaps, a replacement for Count Dooku in the Imperial period. I think it's a totally different story, different enough that, since Sidious seemed inspired by the Dark Side to rename Anakin, he might not even give him the title of Darth Vader.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

The council didn't actually change their mind on Anakin until after the Battle of Naboo if I remember correctly, so presumably that would have gone the same as it did OTL. Similarly, in that conversation with Yoda, Obi-Wan affirmed that he would train Anakin without the council's permission, so presumably he goes and does that. At most, he leaves or is kicked out of the jedi order, but as Dooku (and some other characters in legends at least) show, the jedi can't really stop an exiled jedi from using the force and training other people in it.

So the real big question is that how does Palpatine fit into all this? Does Obi-Wan going off on his own to train Anakin mean that Palpatine wasn't able to manipulate them? Or does he worm his way into their graces, maybe by offering them resources and support the order won't give them? Or does he just send some assassins to kill Obi-Wan and kidnap Anakin to train himself?

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

As Junglefowl said, we know that the Council said "no, no training the boy", and then Qui-Gon said, "Up yours, I'm definitely training the boy", and then the Naboo situation exploded so everyone ran back to Naboo, at which point Anakin comes to Palpatine's attention. So, let's go with the following: For whatever reason, it takes Amidala a few more weeks to get annoyed and decide to return to Naboo; maybe Palpatine makes it look like progress is being made. Because of this, the fight between Qui-Gon and the Council has time to come to a head, and Qui-Gon quits the Council dramatically and leaves with Anakin. If this happens, we have a cascade of disasters. Some other Jedi (maybe Mace, since he's present) goes back to Naboo with Obi-Wan and fights Maul. The Trade Federation probably still loses, because the deck is stacked against them, but without Anakin taking out the command ship it's likely a much costlier victory.

We don't know exactly what the Council does if a former Jedi chooses to give someone Force training. I'm not clear that they do anything beyond sternly disapproving. I also think it's pretty much impossible that Palpatine doesn't hear about this; according to the next movie, only twenty Jedi Masters have left the Order in its 20,000 year history, so Qui-Gon quitting is going to cause a stir. Doubly so since Dooku quit ten years earlier; now you've got a situation where an average of one Master quits every thousand years, and two have now quit in a ten-year period. Not only that, one of them trained the other one!

I can't imagine this scenario developing without Dooku trying to reach out to Qui-Gon to draw him back into his orbit, offering Seranno as a place of sanctuary and training. He is likely to underestimate his old pupil, and Qui-Gon will probably gradually realize what's going on. This leads to a big confrontation between Qui-Gon and Dooku, and ends in Qui-Gon's death. Teenage Anakin sees it happen, and runs away, consumed with the need for revenge. Now Anakin is a mostly-trained slightly-dark side Force User who wants revenge against Count Dooku. Dooku's plans for the Separatists are advancing, and Anakin is running around in the underworld fighting him. This is how Anakin and Obi-Wan run into each other again, and Obi-Wan is terrified by what Anakin has become; they're enemies, but also sometimes allies, in a very tense and confusing relationship. If Anakin learns that Dooku works for Sidious, he probably doesn't get pulled into his sphere, but the darkness in him is much more pronounced, much earlier. I think my image of this timeline is that it ends when Anakin joins forces with Maul. The two of them adapt Sith traditions to their own pain and hatred of betrayal to start a new and terrible Dark Side order. They kill Palpatine, tear down the Jedi Order, and launch a new age of darkness that only ends with their deaths.

It's possible that in this timeline, Anakin still runs into Padme again, and the two of them hook up before he falls, leading to kids, but I suspect they're not nearly as close through to the end.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

I think it's reasonable to presume Qui-gon and/or Obi-wan try to 'do right' by Anakin and try to get Shmi back, and within a week find themselves at the head of the great Tatooine Slave Uprising

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

There's one question that is the bantha in the room: do you go along with the old fan theory that Anakin's fatherless birth was caused by either Darth Plagueis or Darth Sidious?

I think the Plagueis novel upgraded that to actual canon, at least in the old continuity. My impression even within the films was that the prospect of somebody being trained by a Jedi a bit maverick from the Council was undesirable but not too exceptional, and Jedi training is mostly one-on-one anyway, so I don't think those options make a massive amount of difference.

I actually think not training Anakin at all would make things more tricky for Palpatine. They might not take him on, but his potential for the Force is still strong enough that it's probably a good idea to keep an eye on him. What becomes Palpatine's route of access then?

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

I think it's reasonable to presume Qui-gon and/or Obi-wan try to 'do right' by Anakin and try to get Shmi back, and within a week find themselves at the head of the great Tatooine Slave Uprising

That reminds me - I believe that in Legends Quinlin Vos was undercover on Tatooine to deal with the slavery issue, but the mission was a disaster and Vos ended up with his memory erased along with his padawan Ayla Secura, which was a bit plotline in the comics (and in fact the character started as an interesting looking extra on Tatooine in TPM that the comics expanded upon) Edit: Double-checking, but apparently Vos and Seucra's mission on Tatooine were never fully explained. Never mind then, must have gotten some speculation mixed up with fact there. Though there was an interesting story about the jedi ending slavery on Nar Shadaa.

I think the Plagueis novel upgraded that to actual canon, at least in the old continuity.

Well, it implied the force made Anakin in reaction to Plagueis' esoteric force experiments, but that is a bit different from the old theory that he was directly made by them.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Just to add another data point, Count Dooku was a Jedi Master and Qui-Gon's teacher, and as far as I can tell, the Jedi did nothing about him until they found out he'd put out a hit on Senator Amidala. So in the "Qui-Gon says 'screw you guys, I'm gonna teach Anakin' {1}' timeline" it would make perfect sense for Qui-Gon to seek out Dooku. Then there's an "accident" and Dooku raises Anakin, either with the plan of using Anakin against Palpatine (and Palps turning Anakin against Dooku).

{1} ...with blackjack, and hookers.


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What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Just to add another data point, Count Dooku was a Jedi Master and Qui-Gon's teacher, and as far as I can tell, the Jedi did nothing about him until they found out he'd put out a hit on Senator Amidala.

Even that was less about dealing with him as a former Jedi and more as the head of state of a polity that was making clandestine aggressive moves against the Republic. Indeed, Obi-Wan's report there was "Dooku has attempted assassination of Amidala as part of his incentive to draw the Trade Federation into the Seperatist movement, along with several other major financial entities, and they're engaged in a military build up that very much looks like a prelude to war", so the question of retaliation for attempted political murder seems to have been drastically superseded.

Still, Dooku was supposed to be somebody who had formally renounced membership in the Jedi Order, distinct from somebody who is technically a member but not really toeing the line.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

1b) Nobody takes down the Droid command center and the Battle of Naboo is lost

In the grander scheme of things, this shouldn't change all that much for the Clone Wars. There's no shortage of matches to set off the conflict Sidious wants and losing Naboo isn't a major strategic or logistic setback, I think. Even losing Amidala, while a personal tragedy, won't really influence all that much.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

In the grander scheme of things, this shouldn't change all that much for the Clone Wars. There's no shortage of matches to set off the conflict Sidious wants and losing Naboo isn't a major strategic or logistic setback, I think. Even losing Amidala, while a personal tragedy, won't really influence all that much.

I think it's actually the opposite. Palpatine didn't want Amidala to win, that's why he sent Maul to Naboo to kill her. His goal was to use the ongoing conflict on Naboo to start the process of militarizing the Republic. My memory is that when the Naboo conflict failed to do this, he moved on to his backup plan of drafting the clone armies and starting a ten-year mission to set up the Confederacy.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

There's no shortage of matches to set off the conflict Sidious wants and losing Naboo isn't a major strategic or logistic setback, I think.

Is he even losing it? Once Palpatine is chancellor, I'm not sure he's leaving the Trade Federation to illicitly occupy his home world; not out of personal sentiment, just for the optics. In the long run, the main benefit of the plucky queen liberating her planet is the good vibes it generates.

Although on the other hand, perhaps he would very deliberately leave Naboo in a state of limbo; part of what was supposed to be the basis of the Separatist movement was despite the energy behind his election, Palpatine proving to be a less than impressive chancellor in terms of dealing with the special interest groups, the corruption, and the excess of bureaucracy. Sabotaging his own response to the crisis he was elected through would probably help that narrative.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

I think it's actually the opposite. Palpatine didn't want Amidala to win, that's why he sent Maul to Naboo to kill her. His goal was to use the ongoing conflict on Naboo to start the process of militarizing the Republic. My memory is that when the Naboo conflict failed to do this, he moved on to his backup plan of drafting the clone armies and starting a ten-year mission to set up the Confederacy.

My point was: "There are no real interstellar stakes on the Battle of Naboo, with or without Anakin". So Anakin will no doubt still become important as the Chosen One, just not at the time that Coyote's Own marked as 1b (which was what I was reacting to).

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

So I'm gonna pull on a completely different thread.

In an early-ish Clone Wars episode, we learn how during Obi-Wan's padawan times, he was part of protecting Duchess Satine Kryze of Mandalore in the closing days of a long running civil war of their people. He fought and bled for her, fell more in love with her than he did any other person in his life (at the time of writing, who knows what the new show will pop up with), and the line "If you had asked, I would have left the Jedi Order" comes up. Because she did not ask this, too dedicated to her own duty and knowing he would accept, Obi-Wan shoves his feelings into the same deep dark secret cage that Anakin does with his own feelings towards Padme in canon, and pursues his duty relentlessly as a Jedi. Looking at my dates, this all happens about ten years before TPM.

So. Obi-Wan gets denied his happiness by the Jedi Order, and holds to them by his loyalty to his master and to his duties. Ten years later, his master dies, and they deny the man's literal dying wish because of their orthodoxy.

I think Obi-Wan bails, and takes Anakin with him. I think he chooses to fix what he was told had to be a certain way. To live for himself for once in his Force-forsaken life. He goes to Mandalore before any excommunication word can spread, uses his rapidly-expiring status as a Jedi to get an audience with the Duchess, and tells her everything.

...I can only imagine how confused Satine is upon seeing Obi-Wan now apparently a single father. Especially given Anakin is aboouuuut the right age to have been her own child, except she's pretty damn sure Obi-Wan is human and humans don't work like that. She will have a lot of questions. Some of them might be shouted quite angrily, depending on just how poorly Obi-Wan rolls on that particular charisma check.

Now then, that brings us to the matter of Anakin. One thing I've seen several folks peg onto, and is very important to note, is that Anakin has two big things driving him: One, he sees matters of justice on the very personal scale. People are what matter to him, not institutions or abstract figures. This doesn't just reflect in who matters to him, but also in how he deals with problems: He wants to act, and act personally. The biggest, most blazing injustice in Anakin's mind is the actions of a cruel man who he can put to the sword himself.

And two, Anakin desperately wants someone to tell him what to do, to tell him what he's doing and what he wants to do is right. He spends basically his entire life seeking this. It's what makes him fall when Palpatine gets his hooks into Anakin, and after the fall, Anakin keeps seeking it from Palpatine, until ultimately making the deeply personal choice at the end of his canonical life to choose his own son over the man who guided him down the road to his own personal hell.

Now, a lot of this gets built up over time, from canonical Anakin's (Canonikin, if you will) experiences in the Jedi Order. But a lot of the roots of this are there. Anakin is the unjustly treated son of a slave, used to powerlessness and fear. Myths of personal strength are going to be like the sweetest, most forbidden fruit to him.

The boy's going to be drawn to old Mandalorian ways just as readily as he got drawn to the Dark Side in canon. We know Deathwatch was looking for recruits basically their entire existence, right up until the end of the Clone Wars...And only stopped because Mandalore fell so swiftly and brutally that even Deathwatch had to get the fuck out and go to ground. This could go...a lot of ways, depending on how alternate-Phantom-Menace went and what resources are where at the end of the war. To say nothing of what Anakin's position could do; there is a statistically significant chance in that scenario, that he gets his hands on the Darksaber, and all of its myth of power and leadership according. I don't know what happens if someone like that takes charge of Mandalore in its most beseiged hour...But I know it's far too broad a possibility to speculate on further.

But in summary. The Jedi Order puts their foot down?

Anakin ends up a Mandalorian Foundling, with all of the crazy bullshit that comes with that title.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

(1a) Padme helps Anakin settle with a family on Naboo. She also buys and frees his mother, but she has met Lars and stays on Tattoine. Anakin has, on the surface, a good life on Naboo, but always feels a bit of an outsider and rebel. He becomes a fighter pilot when the Clone Wars happen, where Obi-Wan runs into him again. This time, even though Anakin is now an adult, Obi-Wan takes it upon himself to try to train him while the council is too busy to do anything about it. Things from there go more or less per the original plot. Alternative: Palpatine initially recruits another Jedi as “Darth Vader”. Anakin, in an ongoing campaign against him, finds himself drawn to the Dark Side. He eventually switches sides and takes his place by the Emperor by killing the previous Vader.

This makes the description in ANH a lot closer to true.

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What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

So, I keep seeing a scenario where it turns into a romance comedy where both Qui-Gon and Palpatine are trying to woo Shmi, and thus by proxy become the major guiding influence over young Anakin.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Saw this today. Not quite the same, but...


There's more on the channel, too.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

I think the Plagueis novel upgraded that to actual canon, at least in the old continuity.

Plagueis is "Legends" continuity, so it's not in continuity with Star Wars unless Disney says it is. Though even the old EU was really only in-continuity to the extent that Lucas mostly didn't pay attention to it and could invalidate it whenever he wanted (like when the EU had to rewrite the Clone Wars so they could say they were still in continuity with the prequels).

My impression even within the films was that the prospect of somebody being trained by a Jedi a bit maverick from the Council was undesirable but not too exceptional, and Jedi training is mostly one-on-one anyway, so I don't think those options make a massive amount of difference.


Yeah, it seemed to me that Qui-Gon (and Obi-Wan) taking on Anakin as a padawan even though the Council had refused wasn't that unusual. Obi-Wan wasn't threatened with expulsion for taking Anakin on, so if Qui-Gon survived and took Anakin as his new apprentice, I don't think Obi-Wan would have had to choose between his old master and the Jedi Order. So I don't see the second option as an option. For the first option, though, Qui-Gon takes Anakin to the Council, and they turn him down. Qui-Gon agrees, and Padme, refusing to let Anakin go back to slavery, instead arranges for Shmi to be bought out of slavery. Anakin, not coming to Palpatine's attention, becomes Sir Not Appearing In This Story. Qui-Gon intended to go back for him after freeing Naboo and take him as a padawan regardless, but he's not going to make it to the end of the story. Really, if Anakin didn't take down the Trade Federation ship, someone else should have because Anakin's skills consisted of "turn on autopilot" and "barrel roll." So we'd just get Star Wars without the Skywalkers, which is a thread we've done before. So, instead, maybe Anakin only destroyed the ship because the Force was with him, and no one else could have pulled it off even if they actually knew how to fly. Naboo falls to the Trade Federation, and Palpatine is in charge of a Republic that's knocked onto its back foot by an ascendant Trade Federation. Somehow, this is still according to Palpatine's plan*, and he makes concession after concession to the Trade Federation, until they're basically running the Republic. Rather than have Count Dooku lead the Separatists, he has Dooku lead an anti-Trade Federation rebellion, using the clone army, and forcing the Jedi to choose between supporting the obviously shady Dooku, the openly corrupt Trade Federation, or to sit the conflict out and let the conflict drag out with innocent people in the middle.

* I still maintain that Palpatine's ability to foresee events is mostly making obvious predictions and improvising well when his plans fall apart.


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Plagueis is "Legends" continuity, so it's not in continuity with Star Wars unless Disney says it is.

Well, yes, that's why I specified "old".

So, instead, maybe Anakin only destroyed the ship because the Force was with him, and no one else could have pulled it off even if they actually knew how to fly. Naboo falls to the Trade Federation, and Palpatine is in charge of a Republic that's knocked onto its back foot by an ascendant Trade Federation. Somehow, this is still according to Palpatine's plan*, and he makes concession after concession to the Trade Federation, until they're basically running the Republic. Rather than have Count Dooku lead the Separatists, he has Dooku lead an anti-Trade Federation rebellion, using the clone army, and forcing the Jedi to choose between supporting the obviously shady Dooku, the openly corrupt Trade Federation, or to sit the conflict out and let the conflict drag out with innocent people in the middle.

Hmm, I feel this kind of highlights a bit of a hole in the narrative of the films. Attack of the Clones is all about how the Republic lacks a standing army, but the Trade Federation, heavily militarised as it is, doesn't exactly come across in the first film as some kind of rogue power that can do as it pleases by virtue of military strength. Like, they employ their army to blockade some insignificant backwater as a protest of taxes, occupy that planet while trying very hard to keep that fact from becoming known and accepted to the wider galactic community, and are concerned with pressuring the head of state to sign a treaty to legitimise their occupation, all of which implies that there's some action the Republic could have taken against them that they wanted to avoid.

After all, as depicted in the first film, the droid army isn't exactly impressive. They manage to seize control of a world that is quite lacking in any military capacity of its own, and does not make the best showing against their force of barely experienced security/stunt pilots and the... not incapable but still outgunned Gungans. I feel as though a more legit army would have routed them handily. The Clone Wars were predicated on massively increasing their manufacturing output and supplementing with superior combat models.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Hmm, I feel this kind of highlights a bit of a hole in the narrative of the films. Attack of the Clones is all about how the Republic lacks a standing army, but the Trade Federation, heavily militarised as it is, doesn't exactly come across in the first film as some kind of rogue power that can do as it pleases by virtue of military strength. Like, they employ their army to blockade some insignificant backwater as a protest of taxes, occupy that planet while trying very hard to keep that fact from becoming known and accepted to the wider galactic community, and are concerned with pressuring the head of state to sign a treaty to legitimise their occupation, all of which implies that there's some action the Republic could have taken against them that they wanted to avoid.

After all, as depicted in the first film, the droid army isn't exactly impressive. They manage to seize control of a world that is quite lacking in any military capacity of its own, and does not make the best showing against their force of barely experienced security/stunt pilots and the... not incapable but still outgunned Gungans. I feel as though a more legit army would have routed them handily. The Clone Wars were predicated on massively increasing their manufacturing output and supplementing with superior combat models.

Hmmm...that doesn't really strike me as a hole really, just some subtle, unspoken worldbuilding. The Republic as a whole has no army...but as we can see, even a world as peaceful as Naboo has something of a defense force. It would be logical for other worlds to have their own militaries, probably at least a few quite a bit bigger and more well trained than Naboo's. With that in mind, one can see that why the Federation would be cautious - get too out of line and there might be a Republic coordinated force of member world fleets to smack them down. (Plus, judging by some of Qui-gon's comments, they aren't really used to doing this - though then again Panaka does call the Federation force "battle hardened") (Also, I know people don't usually like EU answers, but - both new and old eus establish that the blue uniformed people that transport obi-wan and qui-gon to Naboo are part of the Republic Judicary Fleet. Not technically a military, but a space police force powerful enough to take on most system navies. It also gets mentioned briefly in the Clone Wars, where Admiral Yularin talks about the time he lead a judiciary fleet, complete with cloaking cruisers I don't think we have actually seen anywhere, to break a corporate fleet in a blockade of the Malastre system, so that is probably what the TF fleet is trying to avoid.) By the time of the clone wars, things have changed a bit. 1) They have developed newer and better weapons, as we see with the introduction of the B2 droids. 2) They have increased production, with Geonosis having huge factories pumping out a constant stream of battle droids - and it probably wasn't the only world to do (or capturing it would have ended the war right away) 3) They have allied with the other corporations with their own droid armies. 4) They are allied with over 10,000 systems, at the least, with their own militaries to bring to bare.

The last two really stand out - the Federation alone? Probably not much of a threat. The Trade Federation and the other mega corps and a punch of separatist planetary governments and mercenary armies and volunteer corps and so on and so forth? That is a bigger threat.

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

This went on waay longer than I intended, but I was kind of enjoying puzzling out all the political twists and turns. Here's my take on 2a, Sblocked for length

Like FrivYeti suggested back in post #6, Anakin and Qui-Gon quickly fall into Dooku's orbit. A few weeks after Dooku meets Ani, Watto is dead in a ditch and Shmi has been set up with a nice house and a lucrative book deal highlighting the Republic's utter failure to enforce sentients' rights laws in outlying systems. (Meanwhile, Obi-Wan still defeats Maul on Naboo, confirming- at least to Him and Yoda- that the Sith are still around.) Anakin is raised by his mother on Serrano, and trained in the Force by a pair of brilliant and unorthodox ex-Jedi. Palpatine is secretly in communication with Dooku, and- a bit too confident in his own powers of persuasion- he trusts that he can corrupt Qui-Gon and Anakin by proxy. Then the clone wars kick off, and Dooku decides that he's going to go off-script and play for keeps, because how many Chosen Ones have you got over there on Coruscant, Sheevy boy? That's right, zero.

Also as FrivYeti suggested, Qui-Gon and Dooku come to blows over Anakin, and also over the Separatists' brutality, and Qui-Gon's suspicion that Dooku's fallen to the Dark Side, and a whole bunch of other issues that have been boiling under the surface in their relationship. Instead of killing his old apprentice, though, Dooku lets him go- after conveniently letting slip that Palpatine is a Sith and plans to murder all the Jedi using mind-control chips he had installed in the clones.

Qui-Gon immediately flees to warn his old apprentice Obi-Wan of Palpatine's treachery, but, because he's in a stolen Separatist shuttle, he's conveniently blown up before they can rendez-vous- a tragic mistake that Palpatine swears he had nothing to do with, honest. Even after his death, though, he's able to reach out to Obi-wan through the Force and relay the details- something Palpatine hadn't anticipated.

When the Jedi Council has confirmed Obi-Wan's intel, the Republic is plunged into a sort of Cold Civil War. The Jedi and the Clones begin to do everything they can to remove the chips and isolate Palpatine from command decisions, but they can't tip their hand lest Palpatine activate Order 66. Palpatine, for his part, knows something's up, but can't activate order 66 without massacring his officer corps and alienating his troops in the middle of an actual, for-realsies war where he doesn't control both sides. To make up for it, he desperately tries to shore up his political power and consolidate various mercenary corps, system defense fleets, and civilian police forces into a parallel military under the auspices of the Senate Guard, but he's still a bit off his game. (It doesn't help that he'd been working on recruiting Obi-wan's padawan, a promising young Jedi named Ahsoka Tano, as Dooku's replacement, and now neither she nor her master are returning his calls) Anakin, meanwhile, has ostensibly become the third part of a Separatist triumvirate. Where Dooku is the political and ideological leader, and Grievous is the military commander, Anakin is the religious face of the movement. As a supernaturally-charismatic firebrand, he converts entire sectors to the separatist cause, and as the Chosen One, he forms the nucleus of an eclectic order of force-users- including an increasing number of Jedi defecting from the Republic. Despite his brilliance and influence, he remains thoroughly under Dooku's thumb and hardly ever goes against Separatist political orthodoxy. His order isn't openly aligned with the Dark Side, but it does bear seeds of corruption in the form of Dooku's teachings and its tendency to ignore or justify Separatist atrocities.

As the war progresses, the walls close in on Palpatine. His plans are in ruins. Dooku's assassins are getting more and more annoying. And no matter how harsh his crackdowns get, and how many senators and leaders meet with unfortunate accidents, the Republic continues to bleed systems to the Separatists. He takes some comfort in the fact that, while he may no longer be able to kill off the Jedi, he's getting closer and closer to destroying them in spirit. It'll be a pyrrhic victory, certainly, but when he's done they'll have been reduced from enlightened agents of the force to simply another squabbling political faction. Just as soon as they finally launch that coup that they must be working on. Any day now...

So he isn't expecting it when Padme Amidala- stupid, soft-hearted Vice-Chancellor Amidala- beats them to the punch and quietly slips a dagger between his ribs after returning from a particularly harrowing humanitarian mission. Nobody asks many questions when she ascends to the Chancellorship, and they especially don't ask many questions when she immediately eases up on Palpatine's martial law and punitive austerity measures.

Shortly after his death, Palpatine's personal communicator sends out four encrypted messages, because screw anyone with the temerity to outlive him, right? One goes to the clone armies, activating Order 66- a handful of Jedi are killed, but most of the clones have either had their chips removed or are safely detained. One goes to Commander Tarkin of the Senate Guard, and contains a list of political targets to execute- it is immediately rescinded by Chancellor Amidala, much to Tarkin's disappointment. And one goes to, of all people, prominent Separatist and sentients' rights activist Shmi Skywalker. It contains evidence of Dooku's involvement in the creation of the Clone Army. Wealth, comfort, gratitude towards Dooku and a focus on the shortcomings of the Republic may have kept Shmi from speaking out publicly against many of the Separatists' abuses, but that bit about putting chips in the clones' brains? That hits too close to home. Knowing she'd be killed if she went public with the information, Shmi instead pays a visit to Anakin in his temple. A furious Anakin leads his order against Dooku and kills him, terrifying Grievous into submission along the way. He becomes de facto leader, and an understandably vengeful Shmi becomes head of the Separatist Council. The war rages on, of course. Battered by years of war and corruption and shaken by internal strife, it is obvious that neither side can hold out much longer. As the Separatist forces gather for one last, great push towards Coruscant, Chancellor Amidala and Grand Master Yoda depart in secret on a desperate diplomatic mission to negotiate with the new separatist leadership. Anakin may technically be a Sith, but with Qui-Gon and Shmi to moderate Dooku's influence, he never fell to the Dark Side quite as hard or quite as far as he could have. Is it possible the Skywalkers can be reasoned with? Can their ideals be appealed to to convince them to free their droid soldiers, if the Republic agrees to disband the clone armies as well? Will Amidala's leadership be enough to excise the rot of Palpatine's legacy? Or will the flames of war keep burning until the whole of the Galaxy is reduced to ash?

And what about Palpatine's fourth post-mortem message- the one that went out to some planet called Exogol?

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Well, yes, that's why I specified "old".


Yeah, I was just pointing out that the "old" continuity is really two separate continuities, even before Disney made it official. People maybe preferred some EU stuff to what Lucas was doing, but the need to conform to existing continuity only really ran in one direction.

Well, yes, that's why I specified "old". Hmm, I feel this kind of highlights a bit of a hole in the narrative of the films. Attack of the Clones is all about how the Republic lacks a standing army, but the Trade Federation, heavily militarised as it is, doesn't exactly come across in the first film as some kind of rogue power that can do as it pleases by virtue of military strength. Like, they employ their army to blockade some insignificant backwater as a protest of taxes, occupy that planet while trying very hard to keep that fact from becoming known and accepted to the wider galactic community, and are concerned with pressuring the head of state to sign a treaty to legitimise their occupation, all of which implies that there's some action the Republic could have taken against them that they wanted to avoid.

After all, as depicted in the first film, the droid army isn't exactly impressive. They manage to seize control of a world that is quite lacking in any military capacity of its own, and does not make the best showing against their force of barely experienced security/stunt pilots and the... not incapable but still outgunned Gungans. I feel as though a more legit army would have routed them handily. The Clone Wars were predicated on massively increasing their manufacturing output and supplementing with superior combat models.

The Republic has a variety of planets and other entities each with their own self defense forces. Even Naboo has like two dozen fighter bombers (since they are packing some torpedoes ). So on top of any 'not technically a standing army' forces for the Republic that still might be big compared to the best force any one planet/guild can muster up like ones junglefowl mentions, the Republic has the potential to pass a bill conscripting forces from these individual planetary militaries into a task force to deal with the problem. If they look at what stuff is nearby and request a wing of four fighters from each of a dozen worlds, cruiser from 4 more, and then cruiser from the world in the sector with the biggest navy, and then the Trade Federation might have the second biggest fleet in Naboo space pretty soon, while thousands of Republic worlds needed to do nothing other than foot a tiny percentage of the costs. If the Republic has its shit together and actually responds - which it does not. I don't think the TF army is supposed to be particularly impressive other than the fact that it exists. The Trade Federation isn't trying to pick a fight with a peer state; it picked out a weak target to try and extort concessions. They're not trying to occupy the trillion people of Coruscant with that army, or some hypothetical blaster rights paradise world. It only really needs to be scary to Naboo and worlds like it, or enough to roll small pirate outposts so the TF can keep the trade lanes clear, etc. And the start of the Clone Wars pretty much seems to show the Galactic society seems pretty under prepared in general for large scale warfare. The clones and droids basically have burst fire rifles and heavy vehicle support, and they absolutely slaughter each other marching around tight formations on Genosis. The Republic requests the Jedi take up arms as their generals because they're close enough. At the start of the war, people are mostly clueless and just guessing at what a 'legit army' would even look like. In that context, a Trade Federation hardened carrier/command ship that jumps into a system, sends down a wave of dropships unloading some armored+shielded vehicles and tons of tightly packed into LZs around a settlement, and then marches them in and reinforces them with additional waves while having fighter cover is the most legit thing a lot of people would have seen.

The fact that the Gungans gave them a tough fight is actually kind of irrelevant - the Gungans don't have a planetary invasion package built and ready to go.

According to some of the comics and novels, Anakin was born as a result of some powerful Sith(s) running some experiments to create a Super Force User. This doesn't really explain why Shmi was the one chosen to be his birth mother, however. And it doesn't explain why the Sith(s) lost track of the baby who eventually was named Anakin, either. My theory : Anakin's real father met Shmi, realized she was some kind of quiet powerhouse in Force terms, and seduced her. His homegrown experiment to create a Super Force User didn't seem to work, however, and his enemies were coming after him, so eventually he ended up blocking Shmi's memories and running away. Nobody was keeping track of Anakin because his real father thought the fetus in Shimi's womb was dead and gone. The only reason Anakin was born alive and was healthy was because his mother wanted him to be that way, and subconsciously used the power of the Force to make him that way. Canonically, I think it's pretty likely that Shmi had some kind of Force affinity - Anakin could feel she was in trouble from across the universe, after all.

As for the original question - The Council says no. Perhaps Qui Gon takes Anakin and goes back to Tatooine?

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What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

As for the original question - The Council says no. Perhaps Qui Gon takes Anakin and goes back to Tatooine?


and a week later at the absolute latest, Qui-gon finds himself at the head of a planet-wide slave uprising

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Qui-Gon was a bit of a maverick, but I'm not sure he was so tangential to Jedi practice to do something quite so tumultuous that they seem averse to. He freed Anakin with the intention of taking him away from Tatooine to find him a master on Coruscant. If it had fallen back upon himself to be that master, I think returning to Tatooine is the last thing he would do.

I mean, do we think he disagreed with the Council's attitude that fear surrounding the subject of his mother is something that could take him down a dark path?

What if Count Dooku trained Anakin?

Ten years later, his master dies, and they deny the man's literal dying wish because of their orthodoxy.

I think Obi-Wan bails, and takes Anakin with him. I think he chooses to fix what he was told had to be a certain way.

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And two, Anakin desperately wants someone to tell him what to do, to tell him what he's doing and what he wants to do is right. He spends basically his entire life seeking this. It's what makes him fall when Palpatine gets his hooks into Anakin, and after the fall, Anakin keeps seeking it from Palpatine, until ultimately making the deeply personal choice at the end of his canonical life to choose his own son over the man who guided him down the road to his own personal hell.

... But in summary. The Jedi Order puts their foot down?

Anakin ends up a Mandalorian Foundling, with all of the crazy bullshit that comes with that title.

It’s worth noting, I think, but in this scenario it’s much harder for Palpatine to get his hands on Anakin, or at least harder him to drive a wedge between Anakin and his loved ones in any meaningful way.

This Anakin is someone who has been explicitly chosen by his father figure; he’s not just a burden, an obligation, or a bequest in Qui-Gon’s will. In this scenario Obi-Wan isn’t coming across as the perfect Jedi that Anakin has to live up to, he’s a father figure (and probably paired with a step-mother figure in Satine as well) who is probably also more emotionally healthy himself. And he’s not going to be trying to teach Anakin to forsake attachments, which means Anakin has no reason not to go to him with his fears and nightmares. All up, there are then far fewer obstacles to healthy and honest communication between Anakin and Obi-Wan. Whatever fear and anger Palpatine could generate and play on to drive Anakin to Fall, it’s going to be a lot harder for him to accomplish it.

Which probably means Obi-Wan gets assassinated, but even that could go very badly for Palpatine depending on how Anakin jumps.

and a week later at the absolute latest, Qui-gon finds himself at the head of a planet-wide slave uprising

I doubt that that would happen. If the Jedi actually objected to slavery in general in any serious way, slavery on Tatooine would have been outlawed a long time ago, methinks. What I was thinking of was Qui-Gon as the grumpy old Jedi who keeps telling everybody that he's taking a very long vacation, with Anakin being his ward as he can't officially be his apprentice. They live near Shmi, and Annakin goes and visits her regularly. (This is fine since it's not like Annakin is actually a Jedi Apprentice, or so Annakin insists.)

This complicates things when she eventually meets the Cliegg Lars.